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Yo Nardians!, Thanks for the 1,500 views

Yo Nardians,


Thanks for the awesome views. I hope you guys keep supporting us. 1500 views baby! We may be low, but we can still hit the sky.


Thanks,
DaSwagginator AKA Rohan Repala
The Nard Team Founder

BASKETBALL MEMES

The Scottish Butter Man

 Narrator: So there was a guys in Paris. Sorry for me English. He wasn't French. Huh? NOT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN FRANCE HAS TO BE FRENCH! What if he was on vacation or was enrolled in college. THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK!
Shawn: Dude, we in France... BONJOUR ( Pronounces it like BON-JORE)
Khris: Dude... I don't know why my name isn't Chris with a C. Curse you creativity! Curse you!!!
Mime: ................................( Jumps up and down)
Shawn: WHAT DO YOU WANT?? WHAT IN THE WHOLE WORLD DO YOU WANT YOU FREAK?????!!!
Khris: Let's take the nice approach.
Mime: .......................(Grabs Khris' cheeks)
Shawn: Okay, it's official. We're being messed with by a mime.
Khris: God! Get off of my cheeks!
Mime:.......................NO!
Khris: YOU TALK?
Shawn: MIMECEPTION!!!!
Mime: My name is Bush Ebrows
Shawn: RUN!
Mime: That's not a good idea.
Shawn: Why?
Mime: You didn't try some of our Ratatouille!
Ratatouille Mouse: MY GOSH! RATS DON'T HAVE TO DO A SINGLE DARN THING WITH RATATOUILLE!
Mime: Get in my mime truck.
Khris: I'm scared.
Shawn: Double that!
( A BIG EXPLOSION OF BUTTER!)
Scottish Butter Man: Dudes... It's invisible. Stupid Americans.
Khris: Whoa. It's invisible. Let me go inside.
Shawn: Whoa!
Scottish Butter Man: IT DOESN'T EXIST. NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND GET IN MY BUTTER SACK SO I CAN TAKE YOU TO CANADA.
Khris: We live in Nebraska.
Scottish Butter Man. Would you just cooperate with me you doofus?
Shawn: Ugh...I don't know.
Mime: BYE BYE....(Injects them and they fall asleep)

NARD Inactivity

Nard will not be that active or active at all until TJ testing is finished in December.


Thank you for your patience,

The Nard Team

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EPIC FAILS

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Recycle Michael!

Dad: Mike! Say sorry now! ( He holds a plastic bottle)
Mike: What did I do?
Dad: Say sorry now!
Mike: Seriously, I don't know!
Dad: Are you acting stupid? Of course you know!
Mike: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Dad: Why would you throw a plastic bottle in the trash? Tell me why?
Mike: Because I finished the Gatorade. Duh...
Dad: Please stop playing silly jokes.
Mike: Doesn't it make sense to throw something away when you are done with it?
Dad: NO YOU RECYCLE!
Mike: Really? Really? One little bottle? Come on! You are acting so ridiculous!
Dad: A wise man once said when one domino falls all the others will fall too.
Mike: Wha????????????
Dad: Once you don't recycle once, you will never recycle.
Mike : Trust me, I ain't makin' no difference.
Dad: You give me that ghetto talk again one more time mister and you are going to take a trip to the naughty corner? You hear me?!
Mike: No, I don't hear you and I don't want to.
Dad: Remember when you left the lights on for the entire night and you take forever to shower.
Mike: I left them on for 3 hours while I was using them and you think 5 minutes is way too much.
Mike: WAIT! YOU HATE THE EARTH YOU JUST CARE ABOUT THE WATER AND ELECTRIC BILL!
Dad: ...

Drama in the House

Tiffany: Roger, I love you! My heart is beating as loud as a drum for you!
Roger: You're so ugly. Like totally stay away from everybody.
Tiffany: Okay... My dad is uglier! I know I'm ugly and I thought you were ugly so i thought that we could have a relationship ( Runs and cries)
Dustin: Yo call my bro ugly? Huh girl? He so pretty, I would pet his hair all day.
Roger: Umm....Yeah....The point is that I'm not ugly.
Tiffany: Are too!
Viraj: Tiffany, no matter what anybody says about you, I will always love you. We can go everywhere and get married in AP! AP sounds cool, right?
Tiffany: Ewe! I may be ugly, but not that ugly to be with you! Anyways, what does AP stand for? Advanced Palace or Amazing Paradise?
Viraj: No,  it stands for Andhra Pradesh. Fine, I will move on to my second choice, Sanjali. By the way, Tiffany you are acting very TIF-FUNNY by not liking me. I have glasses, long, cracked teeth, and a mustache!
Roger: I already have a girlfriend anyways.
Viraj: Who?
Roger: Your cousin, Suriyaraji!
Viraj: Oh yes. She is a beauty. She has the same features as me.
Roger: What? No this one is really pretty. Well, not what you would call pretty.
Viraj: No that was Tiffany in disguise. She looked so ugly! That was not Suriyaraji! "Suriyaraji" must of lied to you about her name.
Tiffany: Hehe.
Roger: ...
 
To be continued....




 

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NARD 12

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NARD 10 - Miscellaneous Madness